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Good Christ Almighty.  You know, I don't pretend to be the hippest cat in the coffee house, but seriously, what the fuck is going on here?  Have you ever, and I mean ever, seen a bigger fucking queer in your life than this Justin faggot?  This Kelly slut at least WON the television contest, not that I give a shit. I'm usually pretty happy to see shit like this, because it proves how superior I am to the rest of the world, but this time they've gone too far. I read a review that gave this movie 1.4 out of 5 stars.  1.4 stars?  How the fuck do you get 1.4 stars?  Exactly what kind of dumbass shit has to be going on for a movie to be that bad?  And don't start spewing this "Hey this is the direction fucking pop-culture is going" bullshit speech at me unless you want your teeth broken with a hammer. You have to figure you could film two hours of traffic or a dog running around the house and do better than1.4 fucking stars.  Out of curiosity I checked to see what some other shit-bag movies got, here's what I found:

Spice World--2.1 stars

The Wash--2.6 stars

Teen Wolf Too--2.2 stars

Smokey and the Bandit part 3--2.2 stars

You get the idea.  So what we may be talking about here is the WORST MOVIE EVER MADE.  Can you imagine?

Yes! More to come.