You know what I really hate? Besides the universe and everyone in it? It’s when people are coming to pick you up and they pull up to your house and honk the horn. Nothing, with the possible exception of using an electric toothbrush, tells the world what a lazy piece of shit you are quite like doing this. You might as well walk around with a big neon sign around your neck saying “Hey everyone! I’m a lazy piece of shit!” Do these people think they’re too good to get off their asses and knock on the door?

The funny thing is, it doesn’t even save any time. It happens about 3 times a week in my apartment complex and every single time I have to listen to it, the honking goes on for at least two minutes, whereas it would take maybe 5 seconds to walk to the door. It’s like these lazy fucking morons that drive around a crowded parking lot for 10 minutes waiting for someone to leave so they can save an absolute maximum of 45 seconds of walking time. Good Lord I hate people.

Here are some pictures of what I did to people that have parked outside my house and honked the horn instead of coming to the door. I'll bet they knock next time.

Yes! More to come.